Wednesday, November 17, 2010

TODAYS CELEBRITY -- Eleanor Abernathy

Eleanor Abernathy, better known as the Crazy Cat Lady, is a mentally-ill woman who always surrounds herself with a large number of cats. She usually screams gibberish and/or throws her cats at passersby. She gives Lisa one of her cats, Snowball V, who looks exactly like her original Snowball II.



Elanor at age 24

When she was eight, she was a smart and ambitious young girl who wanted to be both a lawyer and a doctor "because a woman can do anything". She was studying for law school at 16, and by 24, she had earned an MD from Harvard Medical School and a JD from Yale Law School. However, by 32, suffering from burnout, she had turned to alcohol and became obsessed with her pet cat. By the time she turned 40, she had assumed her present state as a drunken, raving lunatic. She once shared a cat with Moe.

Even without medication, she appears to be very intelligent. When Mayor Quimby is recalled, she runs for the mayor's office. During a candidate debate, she is asked what public-policy issues are important to her. Unlike the other candidates (who act as stereotypical dishonest politicians), Abernathy discusses issues such as health care, economy, and public education in between her screams and gibberish (and a call for cats "in everyone's pants").
The Cat Lady enjoys "brief moments of lucidity" after taking psychoactive medication. She abruptly resumes her usual bizarre behavior when Marge mentions that the "pills" are actually Reese's Pieces. Her medication helps her speak intelligibly rather than her usual gibberish.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Drunk cat is drunk


 Cat are you drunk!

Don't drink u r a cat!!

U can't even get ID

Monday, November 15, 2010

He he couldn't wait

lol ok so I was going2go to bed but then I found this picture!! OMG.
One time I took a photo like this with my cat an me except it was like hawaii and my cat was still alive. I mean I think his cat is still alive but mine is dead now!!

cu next Funny Cat Blog update in internetland!! !!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

First cat post!!

 LOL Look at this cat!!!! He looks so guilty. He broke open the Q-tips but he knows he's in troubles!!! 
OMG I don't know WTF this animal next to the cat is but they are such inquisitive creatures that the cat isn't even affraid!! AWW

New new blog!

Hiya!! I'm Emma & I love cats!! This is my new blog and everyday I'm gonna share funny cat pics and vids w/ you in the internet out there!! I get bored at work :(